To I've celebrated this day before, so I have no need to explain how the holiday works. But because I am merciful, here is somebody else explaining it.
This is my report:
For breakfast, I had cow's milk. Yummy.
For lunch, I ate a cow, a pig, and a chicken. Yum.
And for dinner, my crowning achievement, I had sushi. This included:
- Albacore (which is apparently different)
- Red Snapper
- Softshell Crab
- Smelt (actually just the eggs, but you know how I stand on abortion- those are animals)
- Yellow Tail
Anybody beat that count?