Best dream ever

Last night I dreamed that I was Jeff Foxworthy's personal assistant. But not in his normal job as a comedian. I helped Jeff in his secret job as a hostage negotiator.

We were out negotiating the release of a little girl who was kidnapped, and when we met the kidnapper, it was Sayid from LOST.


Jeff kept his cool pretty well, but he kept calling Sayid all these really bad racist slurs. As his personal assistant, I felt the need to let him know this was a bad idea, but he just told me to relax and let him do his job. I woke up before the end, but it was looking like the little girl was going to get to go home. Hurray!